James Acaster

James Acaster, one of the UK's finest stand up comedians, brings his new show 'COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF 1999' to the King's Theatre Edinburgh on November 3rd!

James Acaster

About James Acaster

3rd November 2019
7.30pm
Kings Theatre Edinburgh
2 Leven Street, Edinburgh South EH3 9LQ
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COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF 1999

One time I bought a lasagne from the supermarket, heated it up in the oven and ate a bit of it and it wasn't very nice so I put it in the fridge because it felt wrong to dump a whole lasagne in the bin and then later on I ate a spoonful of the cold lasagne because I was drunk and it was absolutely delicious. It was 4am. I then changed the name of a WhatsApp I was a part of to COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF 1999 because I had been thinking a lot about how 1999 was the best year of my life and also about how much I hate myself sometimes. The next day I was asked to name my new show. Come along.

Age: 14+

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