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Chloe Petts: How You See Me, How You Don’t

After two consecutive critically acclaimed shows, rising star Chloe Petts is back on the road with a brand-new hour... and this time she's getting personal!

Chloe Petts: How You See Me, How You Don’t

About Chloe Petts: How You See Me, How You Don’t

5th March 2025
8.30pm
The Stand Comedy Club Edinburgh
5 York Place, Edinburgh New Town EH1 3EB
From £17
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After two consecutive critically acclaimed shows, rising star Chloe Petts is back on the road with a brand-new hour… and this time she’s getting personal. Between her newly found trolls, oldly found school bullies, and an excellent relationship with her food tech teacher, Chloe brings her trademark laddishness to tell you who she really is, all while her Head Girl badge glistens upon her chest.

Star of Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda (Netflix), host of Toilet Humour (BBC Radio 4), has had her own regular segment on Sky Sports News, and has also been seen and heard on Have I got News for You (BBC), MOTDx (BBC), The Frank Skinner Show (Absolute Radio), Jonathan Ross’s Comedy Club (ITV), The Stand-Up Sketch Show (ITV2), and Richard Osman's House of Games (BBC).

'Petts is clearly a rising star whose name will soon be in lights.' ★★★★ Bruce Dessau, Evening Standard

one of our most compelling young comics ★★★★ Brian Logan, The Guardian

hilarious… She’ll go far. ★★★★ Dominic Maxwell, The Times

Image credit MATT STRONGE

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