Hayley Ellis: Silly Mare
Join Hayley as she navigates middle age - and as everyone agrees, the middle of anything is always the most delicious part!
About Hayley Ellis: Silly Mare
| 11th October 2025 | |
| 4pm | |
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The Stand Comedy Club Edinburgh 5 York Place, Edinburgh New Town EH1 3EB |
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| £15 | |
| Visit the event website here | |
Like all women who literally just celebrated their 35th birthday five years ago, Hayley Ellis is obsessed with true crime. Sure, it's not the most feminist of passions - but since when do we ever do what’s best for ourselves, however old we get? Join Hayley as she navigates middle age - and as everyone agrees, the middle of anything is always the most delicious part (excluding Donuts, Avocados or plane seats), the joys of remaining (mostly) happily unmarried and the truly horrific journey of later-in-life contraception Something for everyone.
As seen as tour support for Sarah Millican and Jason Manford
"Sharp, clever, and very funny" - THE SUNDAY POST
“Ellis is a talent" - FEST MAG
Winner Best Show - NW Comedy Awards 2023
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